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Idea: Lesbian Hades and Persephone where Hades is a really awkward Nerdy Goth who falls in love with Butch Outdoorswoman Persephone, but she can’t work up the nerve to actually ask Persephone out, so instead she just kind of summons a portal to the Underworld and pretends like it was an accident for several months while she and Persephone flirt like mad but also keep assuming that it’s totally one-sided. 

Until Demeter shows up and accuses Hades of stealing her daughter, at which point Hades tearfully confesses her crime and Persephone is just like ‘wait you like me?! Like romantically? This was a romantic kidnapping?!’ and when Hades manages a nod she just starts scarfing pomegranate seeds in front of her horrified mother so that she won’t have to leave.