xenocatartifacts:

Meet Aether, The Angel of Death.

Death is inevitable. Its presence is always lingering and though foreign,still familiar. But in the light of the darkness, you will never have to face it alone and shall be embraced as an old lover and friend. 

Today 10/17/18 at 3PM MST you can take one of our specialty models home! 

Currently only available in OS but later sizes will be coming. Thank you everyone for your support and excitement! Ill be posting the official model pictures here within the hour and then the Drop at 3!

I had a lot of his story typed this morning and I’ll be revising it and hopefully posting it within the week once I have it the way I like!

Art by the Amazing Lilly Grasso! 

nausicaaharris:

i think a far better metric for sci-fi is not “hard” or “soft” or “science fantasy” or whatever but the ease with which one can fuck aliens

from one end to the other, the scale is:

  • it is impossible to fuck aliens because we have not found any
  • it is technically impossible to fuck aliens because we have not found any, but you can fuck a wide variety of genetically-modified humans
  • it is impossible to fuck aliens because no alien species has anything resembling sex
  • it is difficult to fuck aliens due to divergent anatomy, but with great care and dedication it can be done
  • it is difficult to fuck aliens due to travel difficulties
  • it is moderately difficult to fuck aliens, as they are down to clown, but it requires a degree of courage
  • it requires no special effort to fuck aliens, because that’s hotter than reasonable levels of biodiversity
  • it is easy to fuck aliens, and you are cross-fertile with them because this is a universe with the Strong Hodgkin’s Law
  • it is easy to fuck aliens because you are all descended from ancient bullshit progenitors

(obviously there are intermediate stages but i do think this is a useful rubric)

A very reasonable classification system for science fiction!

My own is similar but much simpler:

– no aliens: neutral (I mean I love good science fiction in general)

– evil alien invaders: yawn

– friendly interaction with aliens: ok

– interspecies intercourse: AWWW YEAH ALIEN FUCKERS UNITE!!!