Beauty and the Beast themed books:

  • Bryony and Roses by T. Kingfisher
  • Beauty by Robin by McKinley
  • Heart’s Blood by Juliet Marillier
  • The Fire Rose by Mercedes Lackey
  • Fire and Hemlock by Diana Wynne Smith
  • Winter Song by S. Jae-Jones
  • Cruel Beauty by Rosamund Hodge
  • Uprooted by Naomi Novik
  • Land of the Beautiful Dead by R. Lee Smith
  • A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas
  • Radiance by Grace Draven
  • The Hollow Kingdom by Clare B. Dunkle

Science Fiction setting:

  • Beauty (part of the short story collection Red as Blood, or Tales from the Sisters Grimmer) by Tanith Lee
  • Breath of Life by Christine Pope

Books I haven’t read yet but which sound interesting:

  • Beauty and the Werewolf by Mercedes Lackey
  • Rose Daughter by Robin McKinley
  • Masque by W.R. Gingell
  • Eye of the Beholder by Elizabeth Darcy
  • Beauty by Susan Wilson
  • Entreat Me by Grace Draven

nausicaaharris:

i think a far better metric for sci-fi is not “hard” or “soft” or “science fantasy” or whatever but the ease with which one can fuck aliens

from one end to the other, the scale is:

  • it is impossible to fuck aliens because we have not found any
  • it is technically impossible to fuck aliens because we have not found any, but you can fuck a wide variety of genetically-modified humans
  • it is impossible to fuck aliens because no alien species has anything resembling sex
  • it is difficult to fuck aliens due to divergent anatomy, but with great care and dedication it can be done
  • it is difficult to fuck aliens due to travel difficulties
  • it is moderately difficult to fuck aliens, as they are down to clown, but it requires a degree of courage
  • it requires no special effort to fuck aliens, because that’s hotter than reasonable levels of biodiversity
  • it is easy to fuck aliens, and you are cross-fertile with them because this is a universe with the Strong Hodgkin’s Law
  • it is easy to fuck aliens because you are all descended from ancient bullshit progenitors

(obviously there are intermediate stages but i do think this is a useful rubric)

A very reasonable classification system for science fiction!

My own is similar but much simpler:

– no aliens: neutral (I mean I love good science fiction in general)

– evil alien invaders: yawn

– friendly interaction with aliens: ok

– interspecies intercourse: AWWW YEAH ALIEN FUCKERS UNITE!!!

gomakeawaffle:

brimbrimbrimbrim:

brimbrimbrimbrim:

Time for some more Original Monster Boyfriend smut! Today (Sept. 21st) my second novella drops and I bit the bullet and set up a Goodreads Giveaway.

There are 100 FREE copies ready to giveaway! Just enter HERE! 

For all my friends that are outside the US, please reblog this post, let me know you’re outside the US and would like a copy. At the end of the Giveaway, I will send out four free copies for those outside the States! Woot! ❤

I forgot to link to the book. OMG You can also purchase the book HERE! ❤

BRIM DID IT AGAIN. This isn’t your typical alien boyfriend erotica. The characters have depth, the setting is creative, and the matter of communication between two species that don’t share the same vocal cords adds something extra intriguing to their interactions beyond the sexy sexy chemistry, which is a meaty slice of yum all on its own merit.

BUY IT , READ IT, and then REVIEW IT! 

Saving
Askara
by J.M. Link

Victoria’s
day starts out like any other aboard the transorbital ship, Phoenix.
Such is the life of an emergency medicine specialist in the age of
“post-discovery”. Sure, she had always dreamed of
interacting with intelligent extraterrestrial life- the real thing,
not those microbes on distant moons. Who wouldn’t? She was still
happy with her career, however mundane and demanding it might be.
That’s what it took to run a ship the size of a small city smoothly.
Monotony. But all that changes one morning, and suddenly she’s not so
sure she didn’t stick her foot in it… 


Be
careful what you wish for. 


*** 
Escape
had been their only drive, and even death was preferable to the
alternative. But they never thought their flight for freedom would
put them in an uncharted system. Forced to interact with an isolated
world and its inferior, albeit curious people. When it affords them
an unforseen and unprecedented opportunity to take back their world
from those who seek to destroy them, however, Aderus begins to wonder
if it wasn’t fate. Earth’s proposal is shocking and uncomfortable for
a fierce, independent race that relishes in their solitude. But the
more he learns of humans, the more he comes to admire and respect
them. One, in particular. 

*WARNING*
Not intended for readers under 18. 
Contains
explicit sexual content.


Attention
Monsterfuckers

This
is a good one.

The
novel introduces a group of (all male) aliens who managed to escape a
prison. They are at war with another race and their main goal is to
free their females who are still imprisoned. Seeking
help they contact earth.

Ok,
let’s get my only point of critique
out of the way before I start gushing: The plot explains some things
a little too conveniently. For
example the way the heroine remains practically the only liaison
between the aliens and the humans requires some suspending of
disbelief. But this is nitpicking when applied to a book about highly
fuckable aliens. 😉

Now
the gushing:

The aliens in this book are not just humans with different
skin color and some fun accessories like a spare dick but
truly alien in appearance. They
reminded me of the Yautja
from Predator with
only their mouths being not quite so extreme. Coming from a violent but advanced society their rules and behaviors are quite different from human norms. Also their females are described as stronger and even more
violent than the males. Only the strongest get to mate…

The
protagonists Victoria and Aderus experience neither instalust nor,
god forbid, instalove.
Instead
they slowly get to know and become
strangely fascinated by each other. Lots
of talking, confusion,
awkwardness and cultural misunderstandings ensue. It’s adorable. 

Victoria is the first who realizes that she’s sexually attracted to
Aderus and she definitely acts upon it. To ascertain her dominance
and therefore
desirableness she even manages to knock him out (by surprise) in
front of an audience. Poor Aderus doesn’t know if he should be angry, embarrassed or horny.

Saving Askara is a wonderful character driven slow burn romance with an
emotionally satisfying pay off. Nothing
is rushed, everything happens at the right time. When they finally
have sex it’s hot and sexy but also awkward, a
little bit frightening
and confusing which keeps
their first time from being unrealistic (as far as alien fucking goes) and
makes it even more intense.

Oh,
and the best thing? Saving Askara seems to be the first in a series.
🙂

Films With Relationships Between Humans and Non-Humans

primus-why:

Romantic + Sexual Visual Media

  • The Shape of Water Elisa x Amphibian Creature –  A mute woman with a mysterious past encounters a peculiar creature trapped in her workplace. Turns out, not only is he a live experiment, but also the key to her heart.
  • Ex MachinaCaleb x Eva – The final steps of this AI’s development process requires a human subject to run a Turing test over the course of a series of sessions. Seems like just another day at the… uh… hidden testing facility?
  • AvatarJake x Neytiri – A man travels to a foreign world, intent on getting some thrills and scouring for precious resources, but finds love with a native female instead– WAAAAIT, this is just Pocahontas, isn’t it?
  • Shrek – no really, they had babies–
  • Hellboy series – Liz x Red – A supernatural creature with hellish abilities and a human woman (with powers of her own) navigate the seedy, paranormal world in which they live in while also navigating their feelings for one another.

Romantic Visual Media

  • HerMan x Operating System – A philosophical exploration of how human lives entwine with technology. How far is too far? How weird is too weird? Does it even matter?
  • Megamind Megamind x Roxanne –  A blue-skinned alien with a bulbous head grows up inside a prison and is raised by inmates. Is it any wonder his evil-genius antics aren’t appreciated by his wise-cracking, ethically-sound, average-citizen love interest?
  • Marvel Universe – Vision x Scarlet Witch – Oh yeah, they’ve been a thing for a while. After they fall in with the Avengers, they also fall in love. Aww, who knew the daughter of Magneto and the son (?) of Ultron could make for a cute, Good-Side couple? They even have kids! (Don’t ask me how that works)
  • The Bee Movie – According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly–

Platonic or Familial Visual Media

  • A Monster in ParisFrank “The Monster” / Main Leads & Town – A monster has been spotted stalking the streets of Paris, but will anyone stop to look past the frightening visage to see the gentle soul within? Also take a look at Lilo & Stitch.
  • The Cat Returns Haru / The Baron – A girl thinks the life of a cat isn’t so bad, but what about being a cat’s bride??? Hi-jinks ensue as she tries to escape her fated wedlock and her newfound furry friends come to her rescue!
  • My Neighbor TotoroGirls/ Forest Spirits – Another Ghibli movie! a sweet tale of two girls moving into town and encountering the supernatural around their rural home. A charming bond forms between the girls and the local forest spirits.
  • Robot and Frank – Titular Frank is an elderly man who is way past his prime and living alone, but when his son gets him a robot to help take care of him and the house, Frank thinks it might be time to team up with his new metal friend to get up to his old tricks – mainly, heists and robberies.
  • The Iron Giant Hogarth/ Iron Giant – When a giant alien robot crashes on Earth, a human boy has to protect their odd (and possibly dangerous) friendship from his mom, the town, and the U.S. government.

Honorable Mentions

  • Warm BodiesJulie x R – I only didn’t include this because, come on. A zombie is still pretty human. But you’ve got to admit, it’s a pretty fun spin on the classic zombie apocalypse setting when one half of your leading couple is one of the walking dead; see also: The Corpse Bride.
  • Beauty & The Beast – titular characters – Take your pick of which version. Only put this down here because the Beast usually turn into a human at the end. Same deal with Spirited Away.
  • Bicentennial Man – Similar to The Little Mermaid, titular character here slowly becomes more human on the outside to pursue romantic interests, and changes as a…. person (?) as the result.