-Beast boyfriend
-Sasquatch boyfriend
-Alien girlfriend (ok, she only wants to breed, think sexy xenomorph😉)
-Toxic waste husband (!)
-Genetic experiment daughter/girl(?)friend (yes, this one is going to make you feel uncomfortable…)
Moving cities and working nights had pretty much destroyed your social life. Every week, you spent your days off sitting around the house in your pyjamas eating copious amounts of beige snack food whilst watching hour after hour of elaborate cooking videos on YouTube. It wasn’t the life of glitz and glamour you’d imagined when you moved, but it was certainly comfortable. Plus, working nights was actually paying you well enough to live on your own, which was a luxury you relished in your every waking moment. You loved the peace of living by yourself; you loved putting something down and knowing exactly where to find it the next day, undisturbed, untidied, just waiting for you.