Tag: monsters

What next?

Ok, I’ve cleared out my drafts. There are still some 30+ reblogged posts in my queue which is set to post once a day. Let’s see what’s happening in the next month and if this future tumblr is still a platform I’m interested in.

I want to back up my blog but so far I’ve had no luck, neither with tumblr’s built in backup function nor with exporting to WordPress. I’ll try TumbleThree:

https://www.jzab.de/content/tumblthree?page=4 next.

The program description sounds really good. Lots of options for backing up, e.g. only original content.

I’ve donated to pillowfort and received an invite. No matter if it will be the tumblr replacement everybody’s hoping for or not, the idea behind it is worth supporting. In any case it will take time (lots) until a new platform can compete with tumblr which has millions of users.

In the meantime you can also find me on twitter:

https://twitter.com/ReyloVibes

you know I love my big monster boys but where’s the love for like the junji-ito monsters? what about the humans that aren’t so human but aren’t immediately a hot demon or sexy fish beast? what about the actual scary humanoids??? sorry but I feel like that subcategory of teratophilia is waaaay to underrated

Ok, first of all thanks for making me aware of Junji Ito. I’m not too much into manga but the art looks great and I dig horror stories. So I’ll definitely check this out.

The thing is that I personally would classify stuff like that as horror. On tumblr teratophilia or monster love is mostly used to describe being horny on main for some monster dick (or pussy). At least that’s what I mean when I use these terms. I’m a simple gal.😋

I did a little searching and found tons of Junji Ito’s art and similar stuff here on tumblr. And judging by the notes it seems this art style is quite popular so I wouldn’t say these kind of monsters are an underrated subcategory of the teratophilia spectrum, they simply belong in a different genre. (I’m not quite sure if teratophilia is its own genre but gawwwd I wish it was…)

Anyway horror is fine by itself but I guess teratophilia means transforming the monsters of horror stories into love interests [insert long and well researched essay about sexual psychology and sociology here].

unpopular opinion: monsters who cannot control themselves/lose control/intentionally harm their partners during sex should not be allowed to have sex, period.

teradoration:

little-miss-mash:

teradoration:

Everyone’s entitled to an opinion – my blog is about monster love and romance rather than violence, but it’s all fiction, so indulge in whatever makes you happy 🙂

I love how serious and authoritatively these people are talking about thier hardcore monster porn stances

Up next: vampires shouldn’t be allowed in hospitals! Sign my petition to keep those bloodsuckers away from our children!

😁😂

Peak discourse tumblr infiltrating the monster tag?!? And here I thought this was a safe space. 😉

Monsters from Guillermo del Toro movies rated based on how good of boyfriends they would be

ever-hungry-aria:

ms-demeanor:

beware-the-ravenstag:

Any of the ghosts from Crimson peak

no. they are dead and scary not in a hot way. yes even the two at the end.  0/10

any of the kaiju from pacific rim

they are big rowdy boys so banging them is inadvisable, but, really, how much do we actually know about them? they could learn to love. 1/10

The Pale Man

absolutely not. eats kids and represents the selfish greed of those in power. -1000000000000/10

The Faun

shifty as heck, always speaking in riddles and half truths. i don’t trust him but i’d bang him. 4/10

(this is where we start getting into creatures that we know are equipped to have sex)

Hellboy

he’s immature, for sure, but he has a good heart and loves kittens. Plus he’s got a rockin bod and a tail, so i’m not sure what else you could want in a bf. 8/10

Abe Sapien

i love this sweet sweet nerdy fish boy. he’s a bit shy and maybe has some boundary issues but all in all he’s a good boy. 9/10

The Gillman (AKA The Asset)

what is there to say about this beautiful boy that hasn’t already been said? he’s sweet, kind, sensual, and has a booty that just won’t quit. when will he steal me away to the Amazon to live forever in his strong arms. 10/10

Point of contention: Hellboy should be ranked higher. He would be an *extremely* good boyfriend, there’s an entire arc about that. Comes back from the dead and gives up the kingdom of Hell to support you. Good. Amazing. Wonderful boyfriend.

Now here are some more:

Sammael, AKA the desolate one

Probably not a great boyfriend. Selfish, doesn’t have time for you. But hey, you’re a monster fucker or you’re not a monster fucker and if you’re a monster fucker then at least this will be a party in the sack, look at all those tentacles .057/10

Prince Nadua

Looooooooook, look, we all sometimes have bad days and low self-esteem and do things that are self-destructive. But there is no excuse for this nonsense, worst boyfriend, wants to destroy humanity, sure his hair looks great and damn those cheekbones but DO NOT. 0/10

Liz

Yes. Serious, committed, knows what she wants, takes no bullshit, loves with all her heart, sees past your flaws but calls you out when you’re being a butt. Liz is the best 17/10

BUT LISTEN, a nice long therapy and Nuada would be fine, he just needs anger management and learn to let it fucking go. JFC I remember back in 2008 when Hellboy II hit the cinemas and I saw that pale chest on the big screen and I heard him speaking elvish and I was lost right then and there and it was a miracle I got out of the cinema on my own, my knees were that weak lol. I would slam that ostentatious asshat on the mattress ten times a day I swear…

^^^^^^….yes.

unashamedreylo:

Can you guys think of others films (other than P&P) that have Reylo parallels/vibes?

Hi @unashamedreylo ! Looks like I have exactly what you are looking for.

I have recently started a blog that features mainly all kinds of media with a REYLO vibe.

Although TLJ is so close and the dry spell is almost over we need to prepare ourselves for the time after Episode 8. 😉

The blog is new and there is not much content yet but I have tons of stuff to post in the future.

Also I would love to feature other people’s recommendations. So please submit or contact me.

It would be really awesome if you could give me a signal boost.