SKYFARER
(The
Drifting Lands #1) by
Joseph Brassey

An
apprentice sorceress is dragged into a vicious quest across an
endless sky in this Star Wars-inspired space fantasy

The
Axiom Diamond is a mythical relic, with the power to show its bearer
any truth they desire. Men have sought for it across many continents
for centuries, but in vain. When trainee sorceress Aimee de Laurent’s
first ever portal-casting goes awry, she and her mentor are thrown
into the race to find the gem, on the skyship Elysium.
Opposing them are the infamous magic-wielding knights of the Eternal
Order and their ruthless commander, Lord Azrael, who will destroy
everything in their path…


This could have been the perfect novel with heavy Reylo vibes but unfortunately….it was not. Usually I only recommend stuff I really like so this post ist a bit different. It’s just that it had so much potential but realized none of it. I’m just bemoaning what could have been…

I
remember that somebody recommended Skyfarer here on tumblr on a post
about books with a Reylo vibe. It definitely has some really strong
Star Wars vibes and arguably also a heroine/villain interaction that resembles the Reylo dynamic but unfortunately without
any of the nuance and layered characterization the real on-screen
Reylo has. For me it left an impression of TFA fan fiction
for an exclusive audience of twelve year old boys.


Ok,
lets check the similarities:

  • genre:
    science fantasy (some cool world building here, no planets but
    drifting lands like a universe full of flat earths, navigation
    between these lands requires sorcery)
  • some
    McGuffin needs to be chased
  • lots
    of fight scenes and battles (skipped most of them, enjoy them in
    movies, in books not so much)
  • First
    Eternal Order (evil)
  • some
    kind of Snoke who messes with the head of his protege and right
    hand:
  • Lord
    Azrael, Not His Real Name (= off brand Kylo Ren, complete with mask
    and good hair)
  • really
    buff Hux (actually more chemistry between him and Lord Azrael than
    the real Kylux, the impending hate sex was practically oozing off
    the pages)
  • a
    Phasma (really cool looking female warrior, absolutely useless
    plotwise)
  • legacy
    sword
  • a
    lukelike (ha!) character who is awesome and cool and loves mentoring
    his student and is probably everything the TLJ haters wish for (…)
  • rich,
    blonde Rey
  • force
    bond
    mind link between the heroine and the villain

The
plot was…ok I guess (mostly chasing and fighting).

The
characterization was abysmal. Almost all the characters were
cardboard cutouts. Only Lord Azrael/the villain has something resembling actual 
characterization and back-story going on. It’s still a far cry from the complexity
of Kylo Ren.

The
most disappointing character is Aimee. If I’d have to describe her
I wouldn’t be able to come up with more than blonde, pretty and
overconfident (she’s acing all the sorcery stuff). Her backstory is
being rich and overconfident, also her blonde hair features a lot in
her past. Her character arc takes her from being a pretty
overconfident blonde to fucking up one time (but not really as it
later turns out) which leaves her less overconfident for a short
period of time until she regains her overconfidence. Oh, and she has
compassion for the very redeemable villain because they do some kind
of force bonding. Aimee is presented as a main character yet
characterized like a trophy girlfriend. Now compare that to actual
Rey… (This book was written by a man in case you couldn’t tell
by now.)

I
know it’s a bit unfair to compare this book to actual Reylo in
actual Star Wars but that was the sole reason I picked it up and the
similarities were so blatant as I continued reading I really couldn’t
help myself. It certainly made me appreciate characterization in Star
Wars even more.

lothlenan:

This one was a little bit more challenging to do than I thought it would be – and that was mostly in all the detail (RIP) ,as well as figuring out ways to adapt a Klimt-esque look to Howl. It was really tempting to put him in his pink jacket since it lends itself to rectangular form so well. However I just had to go and make things difficult for myself… because I love his transformed version!

Based on Klimts ‘The Kiss’ (1907-1908)

Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus or How a Woman Fell in Love with The Grotesque

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This movie is 18+.

SPOILER REVIEW.

What can I say of this movie? Is not for people that want a completely historically accurate biography or are history nerds or even Diane Arbus nerds. In fact that’s why is called an imaginary portrait. Nothing that you see here is real or happened. 

But jeez, this movie is so artistic and a beautiful monster romance. Long story short, the plots tells the story of Diane Arbus (played by a magnificent Nicole Kidman), a housewife that serves as her husband assistance in his photography study. Diane has two very rich, very oppressive parents and a very supporting husband. And two kids. But somehow, she feels trapped in this suburban life. Later she meets a strange new neighbor, Lionel.

Lionel, played by a Robert Downey. Jr, who I didn’t recognize the first forty five minutes that I watched the movie until I put the volume to maximum because he was completely covered in fur. 

And when I mean covered with fur, I mean completely. 

The man in question has a condition called hypertricosis, wish is known as the Werewolf Illness and is dying because of it. 

He is a wig maker and ex circus freak that attracts Diane with his wit and helps her to explore her fascination with the grotesque. While her husband does photographs to models and clothes. Diane starts to be fascinated by corps, people with with abnormal features, nudists, etc. 

What I love more of this movie? The eroticism. The actors have a breathtaking sexual tension to but their romance is constructed slow and taking their mutual interests and dreams. There are scenes when they talk about sex, scenes when they are naked and just inches from each other, but they don’t touch. Hell, we don’t even see Lionel’s face until the last twenty minutes of the movie, but unlike other monster romances when the public is somehow disappointed because the monster returned to his “prince” state, here there is another plot point sides them making love. In any way, the sexual tension and the building of their relationship is so good that you don’t care if Diane screwed the guy being furry or not. 

But part of me says that RDJ can be sexy even if he is covered with fur like, hell. 

(But also is pretty funny when she cuts shaves his hair because she cuts him pretty badly in some parts and the the haircut is sloppy AF).

The ending is bittersweet, since Lionel dies, but they make love for the first/last time before he dies and is a beautiful scene. Diane leaves her family (yeah, she is not pretty perfect princess protagonist so prepare yourselves) and becomes a famous photographer. 

So. totally marvelous, brilliant movie. A monster romance the please the Prince and Monster lovers, because he doesn’t change in personality at all when he goes “prince”. Beautiful cinematography and marvelous acting. Take a look, Reylo fandom! 

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Submission by @ambitious-witch