Most F***able Aliens on Science Fiction TV Shows

Star
Trek (of course)

Star
Trek DS 9

“In
the vicinity of the liberated planet of Bajor, the Federation space
station Deep Space Nine guards the opening of a stable wormhole to
the far side of the galaxy.” (IMBD)

The
Star Trek universe is filled with aliens doing humans doing other
aliens doing so much space drama. Anyway out of all the different
Trek series Deep Space 9 was always my favorite because:

  • all
    the characters were morally gray
  • a
    minimum of Star Fleet self righteousness
  • my
    favorite shape shifter Odo (Any shape. The
    possibilities!)
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  • the
    Cardassians. My favorite was Gul Dukat who had a villainous crush o
    Kira Neris. Very problematic. I loved it.

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  • Kira
    Neris who had a canon relationship with
    Odo and the very hot villainous crush thing with Gul Dukat.
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Babylon
5

“In
the mid 23rd Century, the Earth Alliance space station Babylon 5,
located in neutral territory, is a major focal point for political
intrigue, racial tensions and various wars over the course of five
years.” (IMBD)

A
space station full of morally gray and therefor very engaging
character? Also hot aliens? Sign me up!

My
favorites:

  • Lennier
    (poster child for looks like a cinnamon roll but could kill you)
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  • G’Kar (virile lizard man) and his archenemy/buddy Londo Mollari (tentacles!)     
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  • canon relationship between ambassador Delenn and commander John Sheridan   
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Defiance

“In
the year 2046, it’s a new Earth – with new rules. Over thirty years
after various alien races arrived on Earth, the landscape is
completely altered, terraformed nearly beyond recognition. To the
town of Defiance, on what used to be St. Louis, comes the mysterious
Nolan (Grant Bowler) and his charge, Irisa (Stephanie Leonidas). As
they settle into town – overseen by the mayor, Amanda Rosewater
(Julie Benz) and filled with residents like the powerful Rafe
McCawley (Graham Greene), enterprising lounge owner Kenya (Mia
Kirshner) and the ambitious, alien Tarrs (Tony Curran and Jaime
Murray) – events begin to unfold that threaten the fragile peace this
border town has fought for.” (IMBD)

My
favorites:

  • Successful
    human father/alien daughter adoption story 🙂 They have so much fun
    together, especially with guns.
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  • Murderous white haired space elf mafia family. Very defunct, very engaging, I love them. 
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Alien
Nation

“A
flying saucer crashed in the Mojave Desert and its inhabitants turned
out to be alien slaves, bred to be super intelligent and strong, and
controllable by their Overseers. These Tenctonese, or “Newcomers”,
have been assimilated (sort of) into the population of Los Angeles.
One of them, George Francisco, is a police detective with a human
partner, Matthew Sikes. George and Matt fight crime together, while
learning to respect the other’s culture, and question his own. They
also fight prejudice, as personified by the Purists, and fear, in the
form of the unseen Overseers, who seek to regain control over their
slaves.” (IMBD)

Note:
There’s one movie from 1988 which predates this TV show and 5 TV
movies which take place after the events on the TV show.

My
favorites:

  • It’s
    structured like a buddy cop police procedural just with an alien as
    one part of the buddy duo.
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  • canon interspecies relationship
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Star
Gate, Farscape, Andromeda

I
was never heavily into these but I guess they belong on this list.

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Honorable mention: Futurama

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I
included only TV shows with aliens that have a more or less inhuman
appearance.

Feel
free to add more shows 🙂

nausicaaharris:

i think a far better metric for sci-fi is not “hard” or “soft” or “science fantasy” or whatever but the ease with which one can fuck aliens

from one end to the other, the scale is:

  • it is impossible to fuck aliens because we have not found any
  • it is technically impossible to fuck aliens because we have not found any, but you can fuck a wide variety of genetically-modified humans
  • it is impossible to fuck aliens because no alien species has anything resembling sex
  • it is difficult to fuck aliens due to divergent anatomy, but with great care and dedication it can be done
  • it is difficult to fuck aliens due to travel difficulties
  • it is moderately difficult to fuck aliens, as they are down to clown, but it requires a degree of courage
  • it requires no special effort to fuck aliens, because that’s hotter than reasonable levels of biodiversity
  • it is easy to fuck aliens, and you are cross-fertile with them because this is a universe with the Strong Hodgkin’s Law
  • it is easy to fuck aliens because you are all descended from ancient bullshit progenitors

(obviously there are intermediate stages but i do think this is a useful rubric)

A very reasonable classification system for science fiction!

My own is similar but much simpler:

– no aliens: neutral (I mean I love good science fiction in general)

– evil alien invaders: yawn

– friendly interaction with aliens: ok

– interspecies intercourse: AWWW YEAH ALIEN FUCKERS UNITE!!!

Do you have a list of books, fan fictions, manga, etc, that you can recommend?? Ps love your blog! 👹❤️

Awww thanks!

So about recommendations…this blog’s purpose is actually recommending all kinds of media. I post stuff I like but other people’s recommendations are also welcome.The common theme is in my blog description. If you are looking for something specific it’s best to just have a look at my list of tags (on mobile this link might work better). I tag fairly consistently so I think that’s the easiest way to find what you are looking for (books, movies, comics, etc.).

So far I have 2 book lists:

Books with monsters as love interest

Ugly Badass Girls Getting the Hot Guy in Fantasy and Science Fiction

I can’t really help you (much) with manga and anime because I know the same movies and shows that everybody knows (read: mostly Studio Ghibli) and I hardly ever read manga. Just try my anime tag, there still might be something for you.

About fan fiction: I haven’t read fan fiction in a very long time. The last time I was really into it was after The Force Awakens came out and I really needed some reylo content. Any desire to read fics died with The Last Jedi. That movie delivered so much canon reylo I can wait contently for Episode IX.

The thing is I’ve only ever been looking for fan fiction when something sparked my imagination but canon gave me almost nothing like TFA, Labyrinth, Predator and Riddick. For a short time I may be obsessed but ultimately I’ll always go back looking for original fiction.

I’ll add more recommendations as soon as I find the willpower to make proper posts 😉

The Dread Hive (Pack Breeder, Oviposition)

eroticworldbeyond:

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(Kinks: abduction/forced relationship, breeding, worship, oviposition, masturbation)

Chapter One: The Silo

Ten years after the world suffered a nuclear winter, life was finally beginning to bounce back. You had lost your family, your friends, but you still breathed. And that had to be good enough, in this harsh world.

Human society wasn’t the same it once was. Only a fraction of the population had survived, and what little remained was bound together in settlements of various success. Your home city was once bustling, but now it was a scattered facsimile of order. You numbered amongst the mere-thousand population. Sizable, yes, but still a miniscule percentage of what life once was.

But it was safer together, rather than risking the wilderness alone. The nuclear fallout brought about a population of mutated life – insects, distorted into monstrous beasts that shared human intelligence, but outmatched mankind in strength and durability. At first, humans fought against these terrifying new lifeforms, but were quickly outmatched. So nowadays, most tried all they could to avoid contact with them.

They called themselves ‘Phyle’, a dark play on the concept of evolution. What few scientists remain hypothesize that the Phyle evolved from vespid wasps, still in their larvae stage, when the first bombs fell. Those insects did not become the Phyle, rather they infected humans with their eggs, or venom. And from those humans came a horrifying breed of half-insect, half-people. Phyle.

You had seen them, but rarely. They truly looked like monsters, towering 10-feet-tall in height, slim but terrifyingly muscular with exoskeleton shells covering their shoulders, back, and limbs, giving them the appearance of natural armour and bulking up their silhouette further. They had wings, too – membranous, and flapped rapidly when they were agitated. One time, you managed to take a close look at their faces, and caught a glimpse of something vaguely human-like in proportion, but with massive black compound eyes, and the lower half of their skull taken up by giant mandibles flanking a star-edged pincer mouth.

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ewa-jednak-chce-spac:

I went to YT to search for scenes from Kurt Wimmer’s Equilibrium, cause I remembered that it features a very similar scene to the hut scene, not even mentioning that John and Mary’s relationship has very strong Reylo vibes anyway [and really, if you compare these two scenes, it’s obvious that Rey and Kylo’s relations are supposed to be seen in a romantic way] What do you think about it?

BTW, the first suggested vid after typing “equilibrium john and mary” into the search bar is a fanvid with “Un-Break My Heart” (aka song which Daisy mentioned when she was asked, which song would Kylo listen to). 

I started wondering if Daisy has seen this movie and found this song when she was looking for vids about these two XD

aelia-likes-monsters:

horrorlovergirl:

ever-hungry-aria:

aelia-likes-monsters:

Did you like District 9? Did you wish it had about 200% more alien fucking?

If so, have I got a book for you. 

Cottonwood by R. Lee Smith

The cover doesn’t really do it justice. It’s dark. It’s got depth. It takes its time building the plot so when things really get moving you care what happens to the characters. 

It really is dark. It’s got violence, references to rape. People get attacked and assaulted. It’s not fluff, but it’s so good.

This book was so intense, it literally gutted me and I LOVED IT! It was also recommended by @fuck-yeah-monsters-and-villains and I’m so glad I’ve read it.

But seriously, this book is really dark, it had me crying a few times so be prepared to suffer!

Hey guys, they’ve also wrote a book called The Last Hour of Gann. It’s one of my favorite books of all time! It’s about a plus size woman on a pilgrimage with a badass religious lizard man and a bunch of incompetent human assholes. She writes some of the best character you will Fucking loathe. The main character Amber is my spirit animal and her lizardman Meoraq does not put up with human’s bullshit. Plus, it’s HELLA long. You have time to get super invested in all the characters.  I love it. 

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 However, I need to warn that if anyone has suffered from sexual abuse they may want to skip this read. It’s well written, but there is an entire chapter that will trigger some people. Smith’s books are always VERY dark and not for the faint of heart. That chapter is very uncomfortable, but if you can get past it then please give this book a chance. 

I was kind of looking at The Last Hour of Gann (Which is over 1,000 pages) and also Heat* (about 600 pages). Both are by R. Lee Smith. All the books by this author look somewhat heavy, and like they deal with darker themes; the shittier sides of humanity, rape, torture, and brutal deaths, so honestly if you want happy fluff please steer clear.

As one person described it in their reviews; “If you’re used to reading romance, it’s going to be really dark. If you’re used to reading horror, it’s about average.” 

And yeah, like @ever-hungry-aria said, I think I also heard of Cottonwood because of @fuck-yeah-monsters-and-villains and I’m glad as hell they shared their recommendation. 


*Heat gets its own disclaimer as being extra dark even on the scale of this author. One of the main characters is an evil sadist. Tread carefully.

I can absolutely confirm everthing that’s been said about this author. I’ve read three books by R. Lee Smith so far and I have to say that there are hardly any writers out there that got me invested that much in their characters. The plot, the descriptions, the world building, actually everything is unbelievably good.

Imagine my surprise when I started The Last Hour of Gann for the space lizard-man alien erotica but got so much more. But yeah, it left me emotionally drained. The themes and descriptions are VERY intense.

Cottonwood was a light fun read in comparison. Although this still might not be the the book for you if you are easily triggered. 

The third book I’ve read was The Land of the Beautiful Dead

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Unfortunately this one fell a bit flat for me in comparison to the two other books. The writing is still top notch, I simply wasn’t overly invested in the main characters. The male main character has a harem (yes, yes he’s lonely and tortured and a man’s gotta cope…) and the heroine is a mix between a “sacrifice everything for the cause” and a “stand by your man” type. I’m into neither of those things. Still, great writing, far above the average fare within this genre (or any genre, actually). Don’t let my personal taste deter you from reading! 😉 

I thought about trying The Scholomance next.

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From Goodreads:

For centuries, there has been a legend of a hidden school where magic is taught by the demons who dwell there to anyone who seeks them out, but they ask a terrible price: Anyone who reaches the door of the Scholomance may enter, but the Devil takes every tenth student who tries to leave.

A hidden school. Demonic masters. An inescapable fate for one out of every ten graduates. But Connie would do anything to have the magic her best friend was born with.

And Mara would do anything to get Connie back. 

X-rated Harry Potter but with a female protagonist and demon sex? Yes, please!!! 

As far as I could glean from the reviews on Goodreads this might feature a love triangle, a trope which I normally loathe (unless it ends in a three-way, then it’s fine). But if there’s one author I’d trust with the execution of a love triangle it’s R. Lee Smith.

Has anyone already read this one? 

@ever-hungry-aria @aelia-likes-monsters @horrorlovergirl